This is a continuation of one of the previously posted conversation which transpired between the BLNK girls in the past. Please note that several names of individuals have been changed or omitted for privacy purposes.
Brainstorming the BLNK Hustle (#2)
B: Ok what's a second thing we can do? K ideas?
N: Brownies? We can sell green brownies…LoL…ok....seriously, what can we do
B: Yeeeaaa
K: Sure and beer and alcohol, but on the DL
B: But that requires money
B: We can charge ppl out of state and packet their green and mail it to them
K: Yeah but then we gotta buy peanut butter jars
B: Dammit
N: Yep…exactly....
K: Or we could just sell green!?
N: That's do-able…I know people who know people
B: Yeah man
K: I mean just til we get the money we need, then we quit the game for good
N: Man....I am on Craigs list
B: And no one would ever expect it from us so we won't even get caught
N: We just need a scale and sum little baggies
B: To bad me and my cuzin actually thought about this in High school hahhaha
K: Hell no and we can be hella slick so I'm not even worried
B: yeaaa
K: I got baggies!!!!!
B: I got a scale…to measure my body though…that’s probably not gonna work huh?
N: Lmao…nah
K: Not that kind B
K: We're almost there, oooh and we can sneak a scale out of the chemistry lab at school!
N: I can get a scale…From the smoke shop
B: Yessss
K: CRACKIN let's start tonight!!!!
B: I feel it in my bones
K: I feel it in my fingers
B: Oh and maybe we can sell our eggs too
N: I was just thinkn that
K: That ish takes TOOO long
N: That's like 8k an egg
K: And it involves needles and ish
B: Whatttt
B: That's a car…eff a trip to DC!
N: Bwahahahahahaaha…Let's do security
K: Dude we can make 8k from a week of slanging if we're good
N: That's hella…We'd hav2 quit our day jobs…LoL
K: Cool, bump "Afgag"
B: I knowwww
N: LoL@"Afgag"
N: Let's just take our flat irons to the mall and do peoples hair
K: LOL only if they hose their heads down first…We dunno what bugs they might have
N: Lmao...very true…Hmmmm.....
K: Ok on the REAL though, let's use the club crowd to make money
N: Let's get some ish and sell it on EBay
K: And the dope-head crowd, I hella know how to make crack now!
N: LoL@Crack....wtf? Doesn't that involve hazardous fumes?
K: No that's meth
K: With crack all we need is coke, baking soda, and water!
B: Just laundry detergent…We so got that ish
N: Sweeeeeeet
B: And we just need to cook it
N: Ooooooooh
B: Cool it off…And then breakit. Up
K: Stir it counterclockwise
N: I'ma just see if Deja Vu still has my app on file
B: Now ur talking…U can hella make us money N…Try Ricks though…That's a lil more up scale
K: Yeah and we can be your publicists! Make business cards and everything
B: With ur booty on it…Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
B: Let's stick to that
B: We can make bank
N: it has to be far away tho
K: I'm SUPER excited now!!! Let's do it!
N: Maybe we can turn sum1z house n2 a strip club
B: We can air brush it
K: We can drive to PO
B: No worries
N: And charge admission
N: Let's go to PO…And do it
N: Really tho, do u guys think we cud make dough off of ebay? LoL
N: We should have stolen more newspapers from the hotel
B: Hella yea dude
N: And then framed the Obama pages
N: And sold them
B: I know man I asked don to pick me up another one maybe he did
K: I never sold n e thing on ebay... But I bet we could make cheese
N: Yeah...people get dough off of fricken worn clothes!
K: Omg we could just go to hotels and take ish from the lobby and rooms and sell it!
N: Yeah! But how will we get n2 dem? Maybe I can ask “the homie” for room keys at “the hotel”
B: Call and see if u can still work there
B: Yeaaa
B: Better idea
B: To all the rooms
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