LOL@T-Pain

So funny...Media Take Out Posted this picture of T-Paine who made a very interesting T-shirt choice...

(n): That's hella Cassie bwahahahahahaahaha feel shitty. I feel so bad for her...I can only imagine what she feels like...okay...I sorta KNOW what she feels like. But this is a super disrespectful (yet comical) move for this dude. As artists and entertainers these guys should know about improper exploitation and the incessant breach of privacy they've got to endure...he just made it that much worse...Karma's a BIYATCH...He must have forgotten that.

Antoine Walker BROKE????

Antoine Walker’s mom says Antoine is not broke and has his home. But Antoine Walker was arrested for gambling debts in July, the Boston Globe claims he owes $4.5 million in debts, and he has no current NBA deal.
Yes, but Antoine Walker still has his home. While it’s not clear how much his house is worth, Antoine Walker’s alleged debts include the following. JP Morgan wants $1.5 million from Walker. Wachovia wants $1.5 million. American Express wants only $53,000. And Walker’s agent, correction former agent, wants $450,000. And then there are the casinos, which claim Antoine Walker wrote them fake checks; those casinos want $1 million. And one last party remains - Las Vegas prosecutors. They want Walker to face three felony counts of drawing and passing checks without sufficient funds with intent to defraud.
Walker has no current NBA contract. The Grizzlies released him last year. He has yet to comment about the charges.(Courtesy of news.lalate.com)

(L) OMGSH how did this guy go from being one of the great guys in the league to this! I dont understand how you can have a million dollars in your hand at one point to going broke! don't people know about money markets and cd's and investing etc. It must really suck to not have money and not even know when your next paycheck is coming(if it is coming) I hope Antoine figures it all out, and I hope it works out for him. everyone makes mistakes...

(n): I'm happy you gave a little explanation of who this guy is, cuz I had no idea...I need to brush up on my NBA knowledge (then again maybe not)...but I'm not even surprised by how irresponsible this guy was with his money...there have been countless "stars/athletes" before him to blow their millions frivolously, he's just fallen in line and fueled that stereotype. These guys think they can go from broke to managing their own money...while many can, it's best for most to utilize the financial advisers that come calling after the deals are signed...maybe one day someone will actually look at all these fails and make a wise decision with their earnings...maybe...one day...

Jay Z tries out the New DJ Hero

They FINALLY released DJ Hero, where you basically are able to mix different songs and play as a DJ. For a list of the songs and prices go to http://www.djhero.com/.

(L) OMGSH I think I might have to go out and buy this TODAY!!! there is also an exclusive jay z and eminem edition that comes with more songs and a case for the turntables.

(n): don't you need an XBox for this???I hecka want one now...I've been missing out on everything from Halo to Call of Duty....now this....how tragic

Juelz is HIGHLY Upset about Weezie Case

(n): I get both sides...like all 3+ sides...I understand Weez probably didn't deserve to get pulled over, I get that the bus was probably searched without legitimate cause...I get that the gun actually MIGHT not have been his...and if that's the case he gets MAD points for taking one for the team...especially as the breadwinner, the quarterback the man behind the music...but BIGGEST picture, for me could be the message this might be able to send...and then the backlash it might also enduce. For the millions of real and wanna-be thugs who listen to Weezie, this could have the potential of shedding light on the fact that it's NOT okay to carry unlicensed and loaded firearms...that anyone can get hemmed up for such things...don't consider me completely naive just yet...because I am fully aware that this might cause those same real and wanna-be thugs and even everyday people to be that much more agains the police...I guess we'll just have to wait and see...

(L) Honestly, I have NOOOO sympathy for these guys. Is it that difficult to abide by the law when it comes to gun control??? clearly your not gonna shoot someone and expect all the problems to go away, why not hire a professional bodyguard that is strapped???? Cuz even if you do get robbed and use it as self-defense, you'll still get in trouble for using a gun that isnt licensed dummy! you're ruining your LIFE!!! get it together weezy, we all love you and hope for the best for you, but when you make dumb decisions it frustrates everyone!

ATL Housewife Nene Leakes Goes In On Michael Lohan (Lindsay Lohan's Dad) After He Tells Her To Go Promote NutriSystem! "Move Your Fat Ass Out That Cha

(n):Is it bad that I love Nene???

(L) LOL Nene is such a hot mess! I like her too, but she just makes herself look bad, she is ALWAYS arguing with someone... was it really necessary to make herself look dumb by yelling at him like they were kids on the playground. Eventually she needs to grow up and learn to control her freakin emotions and act like a lady!!!

Precious

in theaters 11/6/09 starring Mo'Nique, Paula Patton, Lenny Kravitz, Sherri Shepherd

Precious Jones (Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe) is a high-school girl with nothing working in her favor. She is pregnant with her father's child - for the second time. She can't read or write, and her schoolmates tease her for being fat. Her home life is a horror, ruled by a mother (Mo'Nique) who keeps her imprisoned both emotionally and physically. Precious's instincts tell her one thing: if she's ever going to break from the chains of ignorance, she will have to dig deeply into her own resources. source

(n): Wow. This movie screams "modern day Color Purple"...It's an ugly movie, about an ugly truth that hopefully isn't a prevalent normality in Black America today. I'm sure, however situations like this are playing out still, yet still, today. I read that this movie received top awards at both the Sundance and Toronto film festivals, but it wasn't even nominated for a Gotham Award...sadly I don't even know what a Gotham Award is...but a lot of people were pretty upset about it. It looks like it's Academy Award worthy for several categories...but I also read that the Color Purple, in all it's glory, never won any Academy Awards. So even though this movie might be worthy...we're all aware of the trends of Hollywood, so I'll make sure it gets my $9.75 at the box office.......oh, and I wonder if anyone's talkn to homechick about her diet...I'm just sayin...
(L) Omgsh, this seems sooo sad, im not much of a cry'er but i might shed a tear watching this!

(n): Okay, so I know that I'm being a little silly...but Vanessa Simmons recently twitter-pic'd her new hairstyle...everyone in the web-world loves it! I must say it's a pretty flattering look for her...and in that same breath I gotta say that I'm happy my bangs are finally growing out. The funny part is what's come next from her are pictures of her in a two piece...not so funny right??? Well, I wasn't laughing at first either, until Bossip encouraged me to click to see more by indicating her "cakes were sitting up high"...so I clicked "continue" (pause) and that's when the laughter ensued...

(L) omgsh doesnt she remind you of one of those dogs with long ears, lots of hair and small faces, oh wait a poodle!!!

If only the poodle was smiling lol... I bet she was takin these pics to send to her Mikey poo(thats her boyfriends name right) btw i love her and her sister though :)

Tameka Foster....SIT DOWN?

So Tameka Foster-Raymond went on some Atlanta radio show yesterday and sat down for an interview. The actual interview is 9+ minutes long...see if you can sit through the entirety...

(n): I sure as hell stopped watching at about 5 minutes...very sad I gave her that much time. It's unfortunate that she and Usher got divorced, just as it is for any couple who has promised each other forever...HOWEVER, I gotta ask why was it that Usher married this chick in the first place? Okay, so maybe he loved her....but then I still want to know what it was about her that made him feel he wanted to and even could spend the rest of his life with her...I couldn't even WATCH her for 5 minutes....she said so herself - she's weird...oh and she could use a better hairpiece...

(n): Dancing 4yr Old on Ellen

(n): Okay, I'll take full ownership of this because this might be corny to some of you...but it's sooooooooo cute to me! This little 4yr old from Killa-Cali (Oxnard to be exact) was recently on the Ellen show, pop-lockn his little arse off...Ellen made me laugh almost as much as his matter-of-fact answers did...love them both!!! Peep him on the under
(L) N you are such a softy? I'm soooo against these little kids dancing! Why aren't they learning how to read or how to do something useful that they can use later on in life. I feel like these kids are being exploited! no fair!
(k): At first I was like "oh how cute!" during the interview, and then when he started dancing... I fell asleep. There are too many dancing kids these days and the competition is steep. His stage daddy should start looking into his other talents. Oooh, like maybe he's good at pretending to be in a big balloon but really hiding in a box in the attic!

*complements of Worldstarhiphop.com

The King of Rwenzururu lives in Pennsylvania...

In a recent turn of events, Charles Wesley Mumbere took leave from his job as a nursing assistant in Harrisburg Pennsylvania to claim his crown of the Uganda kingdom of Rwensururu. Mumbere came to the US in 1984 on a government scholarship while political changes were also taking place in his country. Mumbere returned only after traditional kingdoms were reinstated by the Uganda government this summer. With a valid green card and a wife and children remaining in the US, Mumbere will likely return...only not as a CNA...

(n): They're calling this the modern day "Coming to America"...I can't even disagree...I wish they would have shown what all comes with his "kingship" though...like does he have lions, half-naked women dropping rose petals at his feet, and a fat man with a high-pitched singing voice? I honestly doubt it all but I'm sure his means of living have improved in more ways than just the materialistic.
(L)He's lame! how can he abandon his country for so long and then as soon as the kingdoms are reinstated he goes back! if he was a real king he should of stuck with his people and fought for his throne then. Now when he goes back it just shows a lack of courage and loyality!
(k): I completely disagree with you L. Usually when monarchies are overthrown, the incumbent regime actively tries to kill off any remaining offspring of the royal family who could claim the thrown later on. He couldn't just rally with everyone else, he had a big target on his back. On a positive note though, I'm happy for the King of Zamund... I mean Rwenzururu. He probably brought a lot of hope back to his people :)

Weezie to serve time??

"....Wayne was due in court Wednesday for DNA testing stemming from his 2007 arrest. Wayne was arrested by New York Police after they boarded his tour bus and found a loaded hand gun. He was charged with weapon possession and could face up to 3 ½ years in jail.
Weezy originally pleaded not guilty but now with his guilty plea, he will only face a maximum of 1 year in jail.
Weezy's upcoming trial for possession of a narcotic drug, narcotic drugs for sale, possession of dangerous drugs, misconduct involving weapons and one count of possession of drug paraphernalia in Arizona is still set for March of next year." source

(n): Uhm...so that's Lil Wayne and T.I. that will be in the bing for holdn them things...ha! I got rhymers! All comedy aside...this is wack as hell. I'd think these artists would pay their security guards to carry these things...or at least they'd pay to get someone on their entourage licensed to carry and own them so they can at least claim it's not theirs...gosh darnitt... I guess there is a positive light to this that even the stars don't get passes when it comes to such things...
(L) yea man, i don't understand why artists are so remedial! i wonder if its cuz they don't trust their bodyguards? but f-that, still not an excuse! all they need is a gun holder in the entourage. but man, weezy is always loaded off that sizzurp so he prolly just wasnt thinking like usual...
(k): lol L, his "thinking like usual" is when he's ON the sizzurp, it's just probably not that smart :(. I almost feel like now the judicial system is trying to make an example out of these rappers and consequently giving them extra harsh sentences. Remember the good ol' days when being famous got you off with 2 years probation and a Public Service Announcement for first degree murder? I guess it is almost 2010...

Chris Brown Speaks...

Chris Brown recently did an interview with Hot 97's Angie Martinez....Peep it on the under:

(n): *sighs* you know I've the biggest soft spot for C-Breeze in this situation...I wont go into the whole justification bit...but this interview is pretty vanilla...He's done Larry King and has made his little YouTube appology...More exciting is word that Rhi-Rhi is going to SPEAK soon...Can't wait for that one! That JUST might change my perspectives entirely!!! I tooootallllllllly think these two are still madly in love ;-) We'll see as time plays out...
(L) You're sooo lame N, stop being so sappy, clearly Chris has moved on, he's only being nice cuz he doesn't want her to put him on blast. I HATE how C.Breezy keeps saying "At the end of the day..." And its funny how when she asked him if he got hurt he hesitates and says he just wants to get past this....
(k): Um can we just forget about "the incident" already. Rih Rih has clearly moved on (refer to stories of her whoring it up with different guys every night) and so has Chris (refer to pictures of him in an orange jumpsuit picking up trash on the side of the road, lmao). Ok fine, so maybe he's still a little stuck on her, but thats his business to deal with. It's time for everyone to focus on the music; his new song "Crawl" is hot shit in a bag... on your doorstep.

Rihanna is coming back!

Rihanna's latest work...."Russian Roulette"

Lyrics:

Take a breath, take it deep

Calm yourself, he says to me

If you play, you play for keeps

Take a gun, and count to three

I’m sweating now, moving slow

No time to think, my turn to go
And you can see my heart beating

You can see it through my chest

And I’m terrified but I’m not leaving

Know that I must must pass this test

So just pull the trigger
Say a prayer to yourself

He says close your eyes Sometimes it helps

And then I get a scary thought

That he’s here means he’s never lost
As my life flashes before my eyes

I’m wondering will I ever see another sunrise?

So many won’t get the chance to say goodbye

But it’s too late too pick up the value of my life

(n): Rhianna the icon...okay. She's been doing quite a bit lately. I started feeling her spread her wings as she ventured out and about around Hollywood and New York...seemingly baiting the paparazzi every time she stepped out onto any scene...and then she started getting a little weird to me a little "Lady Gaga-ish" if you will..and then this song...artistic as it may be...it's a little dark...a little weird...I understand the metaphor...just not so on board with the parallel

(L) As dark as Rhi-Rhi may seem, I think she's great! She has to cross the line like this because if not she's just like the next chick. i hear she is supposed to be doing her first interview soon about the incident I'm pretty sure if she is still "talking" to C.Breezy she will be extremely nice about the situation instead of milking it and making C.Breezy seem like an animal. The only thing irritating me about rhi right now is aher freakin hair!!!! wtf!

(k): I love the song! and Rih Rih! She can do no wrong in my eyes, lol. And as dark as the song may seem, let's put it in perspective... Ne-yo wrote it! Bwahahaha and he is the least dark n*gga on the planet. I can't wait for the album! My only criticism: Can this heifer focus on her d*amn vocal lessons? It almost sounds like her voice got worse on this record. Or at least do some scales in the car on the way to the Gucci store...

BTWN BLNK #12

It's been almost forever but not quite!!! Now that the BLNK girls have settled into our new endeavors, we're coming back strong with more crazyness and commentary...
(*please note several topics/comments are made for sheer comical purposes...)


k: yo yo yo
l: hey buuudyyy
k: LOL my phone got cut off! .....and I have bedbugs :(
n: OMGSH ...wtf?! from ur bed or from ur apt???
k: apt
n: i just started itching :-( lol
k: my bed is brand new!
n: that's FREE RENT man
k: yeah Im pissed
n: ewwwwww
k: we had cockroaches and now bedbugs
n: lmfao that's insane
l: yikes!!!!! i kno how much you love animals in your bed
k: the roaches are gone now ....negative
l: and by animals im not talking bout freaky ass men lol
k: boooooooooo! bad joke alert!
n: lol womp
k: omg N ur getting a puppy?
n: yes! she's soooo cute...her name is Becky!
l: ;p tell her the full name!!!!
n: Becky-Jo "BJ"
l: Becky-jo aka BJ!!!!!! lol :)
n: L named her BlowJob but you cant call her blowjob
k: LMAO
n: that's her insinuated name
l: I can though
n: like the subliminal...lol
k: like puppy like owner
n: hahahahaha
k: cute!
n: hey only in committed relationships
k: lol it was a compliment...I wanna be the "master of ceremonies" one day
n: lolol...wtf is that
l: hahaha
n: master of everything in the bedroom?
k: lol i dunno jus bullshitting
n: hahahaha
l: boooooooo
n: lmfao wtf? that's random
l: bad joke!
n: that wasn't a joke, I was serious...lmfao
k: naw of bj's
n: it came after the BJ comment ...that was an educated guess...yours was the "bad joke" L.....uhm...so B couldn't find a catwoman costume
k: lol womp womp
l: lol they sell the mask and tail
n: i kno
l: and she would just need to buy a leather jumpsuit ;)
k: then all she needs a is a black jumpsuit
n: i wanna be an m&m
l: omgsh i would bite on you
n: Or I can be a "B" and Kalanchi can be a "J" ahahahahahaha...that wud be funny
k: LMAO
n: and Lu u cud be the defective condom ...lmfao
l: hahahahahhahaha
k: and "so-and-so" could be the skeet!
n: I'm rollllllllling
k: we would have a story to tell in the club
n: perfection
l: B would be the shlong?
n: Even better
l: or im the shlong and she's the sack
n: she's skinny tho so it'd be wack she can be a v-jay
k: and "wuts-her-face" would be the SMEGMA!
l: LOL!!!!!! omgsh im laughing at work hahah
n: lmfao...no "wuts-her-face" can be the brown paper bag
l: hahaha, jerk
n: lmfao it works? B....could be a mouth...
k: then me and you are only letters are we like the narrarators? ....um... hello?
l: hi...sure you can be the narrator
k: y'all need to stop working and start CHATTING!
l: im not working...i was in the bathroom
k: oh duh, i should have known better...I've decided im gonna be the purple fanta girl whether everyone likes it or not she could be considered a superhero right?
l: superhero of soda haha
k: yeah she saves the world from dehydration!
l: there you go!!!!
k: with a refreshing, purple, tickle your tounge, grape medley of deliciousness!
l: now lets brainstorm for me
k: you could be.... rainbow brite!
l: i dont wanna spend 60 on a costume ima wear once!!! rainbow brite??? lol
k: yeah me neither
l: so lets brainstorm something that i can make
k: oooooh ima be sailor moon!
l: ur gay...we should be powderpuff girls
k: you could be a ghost...and it's power puff u idiot
l: hahahahaha...lol ...whatever
k: um we should just go to the craft store as soon as I get there and put together some random stuff
l: but all the good stuff might be gone by then!
k: im telling yall tho, fanta girls would be EXTRA easy
l: jus wearing all purple? or yellow or orange or red
k: lol and carrying our corresponding soda ...and we could put the letter "F" on all of our shirts ...and sing the song as we enter any room
l: lol...I have 4 friends out here that will be with us as well
n: uhm... EFF ur frenz
l: omgsh dont say that...you guys will LOVE them
n: hahahahahahahahaha...I kid, I kid...
l: they are hella nice/cool/goofy like us
n: nobodys like us
l: "h-dawg" is exactly like lanchi!
n: omgsh have u lost ur senses?! shame.
l: she went to college at 16 ....was "raped" at 17
n: LMFAO bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
me: and she's gonna be 22 in feb lol
n: ur both makn me laugh my ass off
k: LMAO about being "raped"
n: wtf does her b'n "raped" hav2 do w/ L ahahahahaha thats effed up! lol
k: and N's right, no one is like me
l: it was stachetory(sp)
n: omgsh, that's the best laugh today
l: lol
k: are u tryna say im replaceable????
n: that's wut it sounds like
l: no of course not, im jus trying real hard
n: L ur trippn foo
l: its like 90210...the old crew was way better
k: lol but i like the new one better...maybe like melrose place
l: yea melrose...cuz 90210 is pretty good both ways ...but i have to go bye chicas!