Thursday, October 22, 2009

BTWN BLNK #12

It's been almost forever but not quite!!! Now that the BLNK girls have settled into our new endeavors, we're coming back strong with more crazyness and commentary...
(*please note several topics/comments are made for sheer comical purposes...)


k: yo yo yo
l: hey buuudyyy
k: LOL my phone got cut off! .....and I have bedbugs :(
n: OMGSH ...wtf?! from ur bed or from ur apt???
k: apt
n: i just started itching :-( lol
k: my bed is brand new!
n: that's FREE RENT man
k: yeah Im pissed
n: ewwwwww
k: we had cockroaches and now bedbugs
n: lmfao that's insane
l: yikes!!!!! i kno how much you love animals in your bed
k: the roaches are gone now ....negative
l: and by animals im not talking bout freaky ass men lol
k: boooooooooo! bad joke alert!
n: lol womp
k: omg N ur getting a puppy?
n: yes! she's soooo cute...her name is Becky!
l: ;p tell her the full name!!!!
n: Becky-Jo "BJ"
l: Becky-jo aka BJ!!!!!! lol :)
n: L named her BlowJob but you cant call her blowjob
k: LMAO
n: that's her insinuated name
l: I can though
n: like the subliminal...lol
k: like puppy like owner
n: hahahahaha
k: cute!
n: hey only in committed relationships
k: lol it was a compliment...I wanna be the "master of ceremonies" one day
n: lolol...wtf is that
l: hahaha
n: master of everything in the bedroom?
k: lol i dunno jus bullshitting
n: hahahaha
l: boooooooo
n: lmfao wtf? that's random
l: bad joke!
n: that wasn't a joke, I was serious...lmfao
k: naw of bj's
n: it came after the BJ comment ...that was an educated guess...yours was the "bad joke" L.....uhm...so B couldn't find a catwoman costume
k: lol womp womp
l: lol they sell the mask and tail
n: i kno
l: and she would just need to buy a leather jumpsuit ;)
k: then all she needs a is a black jumpsuit
n: i wanna be an m&m
l: omgsh i would bite on you
n: Or I can be a "B" and Kalanchi can be a "J" ahahahahahaha...that wud be funny
k: LMAO
n: and Lu u cud be the defective condom ...lmfao
l: hahahahahhahaha
k: and "so-and-so" could be the skeet!
n: I'm rollllllllling
k: we would have a story to tell in the club
n: perfection
l: B would be the shlong?
n: Even better
l: or im the shlong and she's the sack
n: she's skinny tho so it'd be wack she can be a v-jay
k: and "wuts-her-face" would be the SMEGMA!
l: LOL!!!!!! omgsh im laughing at work hahah
n: lmfao...no "wuts-her-face" can be the brown paper bag
l: hahaha, jerk
n: lmfao it works? B....could be a mouth...
k: then me and you are only letters are we like the narrarators? ....um... hello?
l: hi...sure you can be the narrator
k: y'all need to stop working and start CHATTING!
l: im not working...i was in the bathroom
k: oh duh, i should have known better...I've decided im gonna be the purple fanta girl whether everyone likes it or not she could be considered a superhero right?
l: superhero of soda haha
k: yeah she saves the world from dehydration!
l: there you go!!!!
k: with a refreshing, purple, tickle your tounge, grape medley of deliciousness!
l: now lets brainstorm for me
k: you could be.... rainbow brite!
l: i dont wanna spend 60 on a costume ima wear once!!! rainbow brite??? lol
k: yeah me neither
l: so lets brainstorm something that i can make
k: oooooh ima be sailor moon!
l: ur gay...we should be powderpuff girls
k: you could be a ghost...and it's power puff u idiot
l: hahahahaha...lol ...whatever
k: um we should just go to the craft store as soon as I get there and put together some random stuff
l: but all the good stuff might be gone by then!
k: im telling yall tho, fanta girls would be EXTRA easy
l: jus wearing all purple? or yellow or orange or red
k: lol and carrying our corresponding soda ...and we could put the letter "F" on all of our shirts ...and sing the song as we enter any room
l: lol...I have 4 friends out here that will be with us as well
n: uhm... EFF ur frenz
l: omgsh dont say that...you guys will LOVE them
n: hahahahahahahahaha...I kid, I kid...
l: they are hella nice/cool/goofy like us
n: nobodys like us
l: "h-dawg" is exactly like lanchi!
n: omgsh have u lost ur senses?! shame.
l: she went to college at 16 ....was "raped" at 17
n: LMFAO bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
me: and she's gonna be 22 in feb lol
n: ur both makn me laugh my ass off
k: LMAO about being "raped"
n: wtf does her b'n "raped" hav2 do w/ L ahahahahaha thats effed up! lol
k: and N's right, no one is like me
l: it was stachetory(sp)
n: omgsh, that's the best laugh today
l: lol
k: are u tryna say im replaceable????
n: that's wut it sounds like
l: no of course not, im jus trying real hard
n: L ur trippn foo
l: its like 90210...the old crew was way better
k: lol but i like the new one better...maybe like melrose place
l: yea melrose...cuz 90210 is pretty good both ways ...but i have to go bye chicas!

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